Now you have to admit, zombies would've VASTLY improved Titanic. I mean wouldn't it have been great to have legions of the undead from 3rd class chowing down on brains up in 1st class? At least then they'd have had a decent excuse for sideswiping that iceberg.
Nazis. Zombie Nazis. And singing zombie nuns. Pure cinematic gold I tell you.
Remember how Nick Cage had writer's block in Adaptation? And how he couldn't get a grip on how to write a screenplay for The Orchid Thief? Charlie Kaufman overlooked the obvious, if you ask me.
Just you wait, Henry Higgins. Your brain is next.
Party on Wayne. Party on Garth.
