Send in the Zombies!

Ok... I love zombie movies. Love them. I wish every movie could be a zombie movie. Seriously. So I gets to thinkin' (always risky, that) what if I could remake every movie into a zombie movie?

Now you have to admit, zombies would've VASTLY improved Titanic. I mean wouldn't it have been great to have legions of the undead from 3rd class chowing down on brains up in 1st class? At least then they'd have had a decent excuse for sideswiping that iceberg.



Nazis. Zombie Nazis. And singing zombie nuns. Pure cinematic gold I tell you.



Remember how Nick Cage had writer's block in Adaptation? And how he couldn't get a grip on how to write a screenplay for The Orchid Thief? Charlie Kaufman overlooked the obvious, if you ask me.



Just you wait, Henry Higgins. Your brain is next.



Party on Wayne. Party on Garth.